A Gift, Turned Down...

My mom called today to offer me a gift that I turned down...

The conversation went something like this. Mom said, " Would you like to have some more cats? Dad and I found a litter of cats that we think you would like. They are a real pretty black and white. You would just love them because they are sooo cute. The kittens were following dad around where ever he went. They are called pole cats." My answer, "Mom, pole cats are skunks. No, I do not want skunks!"

Of course Mom and Dad just laughed at my come back. But, I did suggest that they get rid of the cute little kittens because they will grow up and be one big stink!